Friday, August 12, 2005

beta surfs tsunamis in sumatra

been to two baseball games this week with Yancey, three maybe even four shows by the end of it, and capping a never-to-be-seen-again string of five straight weeks of Voice pieces with this bit about Radio Sumatra. i wrote it back in February in between driving a van for the failed NYC 2012 campaign and getting emails like this from my family:

There is Clear Evidence that a tsunami will hit the East Coast of the United States, probably this year. This evidence comes from scientists and researchers who have published the two prime theses which -- when fitted together -- reveal that this tsunami will probably strike the East Coast very soon. The first thesis comes from Dr. Simon Day and his team of geologists at the Benfield Grieg Hazard Facility:
1) these geologists, studying the volcanic island of La Palma in the Canary Islands off the west coast of Africa, are certain that one half of the island is about to plunge into the Atlantic Ocean. The scientists at the Zurich Federal Institute of Technology in Switzerland have done both life-like modeling and computer modeling of the consequences of a La Palma mountain-slide into the Atlantic Ocean. Here are the results of their analyses:
A MEGA-tsunami would be created, driving westward toward the entire east coast of North and South America at a speed of 450 miles per hour. The wave height of this tsunami (this is unbelievable, but the scientists staunchly defend these numbers) ... the wave height would be greater than the height of two Empire State Buildings, standing one on top of the other. Recall that the recent Asian tsunami was only 30 to 50 feet high. I have the BBC documentary video, filmed at La Palma Island, with Dr. Simon Day and Dr. Bill Maguire, and with Dr. Hermann Fritz at the Zurich Federal Institute of Technology, who recently published: "INITIAL PHASE OF LANDSLIDE GENERATED IMPULSE WAVES" (Diss., Technische Wissenschaften ETH Zurich, Nr. 14871, 002) I will present this documentary video on a web site very soon.
2) Celestial physicists, geologists, meteorologists, astronomers, even NASA (secretly) know that what Prof. James McCanney (formerly of Cornell University) has described as a "MINI-SOLAR SYSTEM IS NOW MOVING INTO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM AND IS APPROACHING PLANET EARTH." Again, it is not me, but these scientists and published researchers who are saying that this incoming cluster of comets and one enormous planet are generating the gravitational and electric forces upon Planet Earth which have been causing this conspicuous and alarmingly sharp rise in the quantity and severity of earthquakes and volcanic eruptions!

sorry, i had to cut the last two-thirds of this as i couldn't take it anymore.


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